the walking dead

So I obviously havent posted in a bit. I’ve been too fucking busy. I got a new boss in March and while he is a very decent and brilliant, visionary guy, he is also pretty demanding. So I’ve been busy. Anyways I’m not going into anymore detail about work other than the ship is in a major category 5 hurricane storm, and the planks are cracking letting the sea gush in. Alot of loyal sailors are jumping ship while the captains twiddle their thumbs and scream about petty things like making sure the deck is scrubbed, but not paying any attention to the holes in the hull. At the sametime there are captains from another ship waiting to board ours and we cant tell if they are going to kill the crew and bring theirs on board or they are going to work with the current crew. At this point I have my scope out looking across the waves to other ships and plotting my escape from the current sinker. I love my team that I work with but shit’s just not feeling right anymore. Anyways i was driving home and I saw another Asian lady driving with a full visor and gloves looking like some kinda half ass storm trooper. What’s wrong with a tan bitches? So i bought a house. Well actually i got a loan for a house and will be paying it off for like 20 years so it’s not really mine yet. It’s nice. I moved from downtown crackhead avenue to kinda downtown neighborhood. Now i dont have to put up with airplanes landing every 15 minutes. Now i dont have to put up with the light rail station in front of my house ringing all day and night. Now i dont have to deal with crack heads, bums, punks, cholos, hookers, and general assholes. Now I’m the asshole. Again. that’s how it should be.

I’m listening to Tegan and Sara. You gotta wonder what went wrong there…. twin sisters that are lesbians. Sorry mom and dad, the family line ends here.