the walking dead

yeah the title pretty much says it all. My boss today said in a not so subtle way that there were going to be “changes” to our group in the next 2-3 weeks. I have a feeling I know what is going to happen. 1-3 people leaving the group. voluntarily and involuntarily. it’s gonna get ugly. I had better have my “escape in case of gruntled ex-coworker shows up with hand grenades” plan ready and practiced.

We had a new guy start today.. or yesterday i cant remember. We’ll call him Metro-Man. I could have sworn he was batting for the other team at first. For those of you who don’t understand what I mean, I could have sworn he loved the cock. But he mentioned something about a girlfriend at lunch today so maybe he’s not totally queer, just bi. Either way he likes metal so he’s okay in my book. But he likes techno too so maybe i should punch him anyway. Seriously though folks he seems like a fun addition to the office. He has no clue what he just signed up for though, poor bastard.

I went to the cultural bastion of health and wellness for dinner tonight. Hometown Buffet. I think i lost IQ points just sitting there. Anyways afterwards my wife wanted to go to this store that sold girls clothes so i walked into the store next to it. Some comic shop. Big fucking mistake. It was some kinda Magic Card game night or something and it was stinky nerd city. What was really extra creepy was the group of FULLY GROWN MEN standing in a circle talking about some kinda pokemon shit, while one of them was in full anime character regalia. And they had the nerve to look at me like I didnt belong there? Fucking pedophiles!

Did you know that the word Pedo in spanish means fart? of course you didnt.

My dogs name is Frankenstein. He is a big scary looking Pit Bull Sharpei mix, but dont let his looks fool you. He’s a needy little bitch. Ever since we moved he HAS to be next to you at all times and cries if he cant be. I’m ready to take him for a long ride, mexican style.

I’m back in a band again with the members of my band that broke up in 2001. I always knew we’d get back together. feels good to bring the rock again.
We are the best fucking band ever, but nobody knows it. It’s the Bukowski Syndrome again.