the walking dead

yeah the title pretty much says it all. My boss today said in a not so subtle way that there were going to be “changes” to our group in the next 2-3 weeks. I have a feeling I know what is going to happen. 1-3 people leaving the group. voluntarily and involuntarily. it’s gonna get ugly. I had better have my “escape in case of gruntled ex-coworker shows up with hand grenades” plan ready and practiced.

We had a new guy start today.. or yesterday i cant remember. We’ll call him Metro-Man. I could have sworn he was batting for the other team at first. For those of you who don’t understand what I mean, I could have sworn he loved the cock. But he mentioned something about a girlfriend at lunch today so maybe he’s not totally queer, just bi. Either way he likes metal so he’s okay in my book. But he likes techno too so maybe i should punch him anyway. Seriously though folks he seems like a fun addition to the office. He has no clue what he just signed up for though, poor bastard.

I went to the cultural bastion of health and wellness for dinner tonight. Hometown Buffet. I think i lost IQ points just sitting there. Anyways afterwards my wife wanted to go to this store that sold girls clothes so i walked into the store next to it. Some comic shop. Big fucking mistake. It was some kinda Magic Card game night or something and it was stinky nerd city. What was really extra creepy was the group of FULLY GROWN MEN standing in a circle talking about some kinda pokemon shit, while one of them was in full anime character regalia. And they had the nerve to look at me like I didnt belong there? Fucking pedophiles!

Did you know that the word Pedo in spanish means fart? of course you didnt.

My dogs name is Frankenstein. He is a big scary looking Pit Bull Sharpei mix, but dont let his looks fool you. He’s a needy little bitch. Ever since we moved he HAS to be next to you at all times and cries if he cant be. I’m ready to take him for a long ride, mexican style.

I’m back in a band again with the members of my band that broke up in 2001. I always knew we’d get back together. feels good to bring the rock again.
We are the best fucking band ever, but nobody knows it. It’s the Bukowski Syndrome again.

freaked ya didnt I!?! Well they werent technically found in India, but since I bought a house i had to change my snail mail address on my credit accounts, so i finally got around to it tonight and you know what? Two out of my three Visa card’s customer service centers are located in Mumbai (Bombay for you dumbasses). How do I know you ask? Because with each service rep I said “so hey quick question before I go… are you based in Mumbai or Bangalore?” and they were both pleasantly surprised that I even knew the name of any city in India for one and then they confirmed Mumbai. So the 64,000 dollar question is, am I an asshole for feeling a little uneasy that my CREDIT INFO is being shipped off to a third world country? Granted we ship alot more offshore than just call centers, but some things I would feel a little bit safer with if I knew they were domestic. I guess it could be worse. They could be shipping it off to Croatia or some eastern European country where the number tech export is identity theft.

Can you tell it’s happened to me before?

Anyways i skipped my grappling class tonight cuz my dinner gave me serious farts and i didnt want to beat anyone with anything other than my fists and clever wits. Too bad i lose alot. I  downloaded the new Manu Chao today. God he rocks. Do yourself a favor and check him out. No seriously… if you like interesting music that is.

I have to interview 3 people tomorrow and i dont want to hire someone just to tell them I’m leaving. What an asshole move. Hey your hired, and by the way I’m not going to be your boss after next week and i dont know or care who is. See ya!

I think my boss is losing it. It’s sad in a way. He’s a great guy, but the bullshit is getting to him and into him. He is being assimilated. kinda like watching a junkie go from A to B to C to D to F. One of my co-workers just left. I guess it’s safe to say I’ve seen her panties now. What a great day to leave a job though. 9/11. When life gives you lemons, MAKE FUCKING LEMONADE BITCHES! Seriously though, all I gotta say is I love ya F, and dont let the bastards get you down like this one did!

So I obviously havent posted in a bit. I’ve been too fucking busy. I got a new boss in March and while he is a very decent and brilliant, visionary guy, he is also pretty demanding. So I’ve been busy. Anyways I’m not going into anymore detail about work other than the ship is in a major category 5 hurricane storm, and the planks are cracking letting the sea gush in. Alot of loyal sailors are jumping ship while the captains twiddle their thumbs and scream about petty things like making sure the deck is scrubbed, but not paying any attention to the holes in the hull. At the sametime there are captains from another ship waiting to board ours and we cant tell if they are going to kill the crew and bring theirs on board or they are going to work with the current crew. At this point I have my scope out looking across the waves to other ships and plotting my escape from the current sinker. I love my team that I work with but shit’s just not feeling right anymore. Anyways i was driving home and I saw another Asian lady driving with a full visor and gloves looking like some kinda half ass storm trooper. What’s wrong with a tan bitches? So i bought a house. Well actually i got a loan for a house and will be paying it off for like 20 years so it’s not really mine yet. It’s nice. I moved from downtown crackhead avenue to kinda downtown neighborhood. Now i dont have to put up with airplanes landing every 15 minutes. Now i dont have to put up with the light rail station in front of my house ringing all day and night. Now i dont have to deal with crack heads, bums, punks, cholos, hookers, and general assholes. Now I’m the asshole. Again. that’s how it should be.

I’m listening to Tegan and Sara. You gotta wonder what went wrong there…. twin sisters that are lesbians. Sorry mom and dad, the family line ends here.

As if anyone even reads this crap. Anyways I havent posted since Feb. but just like with Batman, when you need him he shows up. Lotsa shit has happened since Feb. I’ll fill it in in a brief way shortly. By the way I now live 2 blocks from a strip joint. Woo hoo! (I say that as if I’ll actually go…as if I’m not pussywhipped.)